I must be Samuel L. Jackson, because all my friends are "motherfuckers"

That's what I was thinking too. "Twat" applies to both genders. "Bitch", "cunt" and "slut" are gender specific, but "twat" is not. And personally, I often combine "twat" and "cunt" and just call people (of both genders) a "twunt".

If it's a signature look, then anyone who is doing it now is ripping it off of The Rat Pack.

See, I'm the opposite. If I get a $30 mascara or something I think "that could have been x home item!"

I'm reluctant to condone an egging, but it seems justified in this case. My preferred method is coating the windshield with vaseline. It can't be driven until it's cleaned, but what a pain in the ass to try and get it removed. No lasting damage to the vehicle and the look on the cashier's face when you set down a…

Who cares what it looks like? If she had just kept her legs closed, we wouldn't be in this mess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For reference:

*waits for the inevitable argument about how maternity leave is discriminating against childless women*

My two favorites:

Or Hannah Horvath's writing.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to use this

Yep, it's like the facebook assholes who howl about halal meats being offered at Costco.

That McDonald's entry to start us off was exCROOOSHiating.

I already posted this above. Someone else mentioned the hypocrisy...those values they love sharing & talking about during campaign season really become guidelines as soon as they become inconvenient. To people like this the golden rule is "I have the gold. I make the rules."

Another pro-lifer GOP type who values life right up till birth.

I see a lot of people here defending the corset and her diet for a number of reasons (historical accuracy, costuming, she's naturally thin, etc) and I have seen people saying pretty much what I feel about this scenario, but let's spin it a different way.

Young Geena Davis?

The Cersei Lannister diet?

I wish I even had the *option* of being financially dominated. That's like, the most first world kink, right?

...Easter isn't early this year.