If one of my college students submitted this to me as his informative essay, it would get a D-. And that would be being generous. Nothing in that approaches a coherent thought.

He received over 90% of The Blacks. Alternative statistics.

8%. 4% of the women, 13% of the men.

He would have name-checked Muhammad Ali, but he banned The Muslims.

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Hoping...

See: every other claim Trump has made, ever.

Go Falcons.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

So we’re going to pay more for small cars, further reducing the demand for small cars, and the production of small cars, just in time for gas prices to go up, which will increase the demand for small cars.

Awesome. America is good at learning from the past. Where’s my new Excursion?

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of…

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

Same. We honestly hate this. We hate politics encroaching on cars. We seriously want to do nothain’t but get back to cars. At the moment, politics are getting involved with what we love.