This entire article is about what might or will in theory happen once Trump actually starts making policy decisions. I have no idea why this relatively simple concept is causing confusion but there it is.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

Was paying $800+ for me and my wife. Cancelled that, especially after they sent me to some shitty places. Went to Healthcare.org, found something for both of us in the low $200's via Obamacare help and we get to go to our doctors. I don’t make poverty money but I’m far from middle class. Since I pay taxes, I should be…

What color is that, Grabber Orange?*

Good idea, before my affordable healthcare gets taken away :]

China agrees with you http://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/posts/harbinbicycle.jpg

You can’t be serious.

“The Trump Administration”

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

When voting restrictions intended to suppress the votes of people you don’t like ends up suppressing your own idiot base.

You think that sounded coherent?

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

Hey, I get the difference between christians and jesus freak assholes. You notice I did not even call them christians!

........................ I apologize for these people misrepresenting Christianity to you.