How is that an insult? Come on, try harder.

And, of course, the guy’s understanding of what “as is” means is completely wrong. It merely means there is no implied warranty of merchantability. This is a simple matter of contract law and those internet postings are fatal to the seller’s case. The As Is WILL NOT HELP HIM IN THAT REGARD.

Nothing incorrect was said.

I thought his classy and immense management expertise would have been able to overcome that.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

This, surprisingly, isn’t bad. The only thing that makes me want to projectile hurl is all the flames. Why on the fucking gauges?

No, no, no.... It’s John Voit.......... It was John Voit’s car...... (Only Seinfeld people will get this)

Encouraging road rage is safer than a lane change?

You’ll Never Guess What Happened To This Joint Next!!!

How many is a Brazilian?

Some candidates actually want to become president so they can help people. Trump wants to become president so he can brag about it, put it on his resume, and update his wikipedia page.

Don evidently believes the presidency is some sort of elected dictatorship where you get to be boss of the world for four years, which I believed as well until I got to gradeschool and they started teaching us about it

“Here are 15 cars that would have been better in every way as regular hatchbacks”

Drunk people are not the worst... stupid, ignorant, drunk people are the worst. There are various kinds of drunks... the Fighters, the Loudmouths, the “Lemme teel you sumfin”s, the Stumblers, the Touchers (male and female), the Cryers, the Bro’s... then there are drunks who have casual conversations... whilest…

*Drumpf

Because the things he makes are crap.

To describe Trump as a “scrotum” is to push him a bit too far forward from his rightful position in life.

Trump is such a terrible business man (he’d be far richer if he just dumped his money in the S&P 500) that he has to schlep around in the scraps thrown out by far richer men.