I’ve been in plenty of locker rooms. Implying that you enjoy sexually assualting women with impunity is not and has never been a normal topic of conversation.

I’m tired of my Facebook feed getting cluttered with false equivalency. “Both candidates are bad, can we get a do over? Lol!”

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Look children, a Pats’ fan complaining about the rules!

So many salty, salty New England fans in these comments. Their tears are delicious.

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Agreed.

If you had to pick one random black dude, Captain Jack is a pretty good choice.

Most likely didn’t happen because of several fairly minor inconsistencies in their testimony, which is extremely common in robbery cases?

I don’t remember who first told me this story, but I remember that upon hearing it I thought, “That Burneko. He’s one of Us.”

If it makes you feel any better, Albert, there’s no way that dude’s wife isn’t fucking around on him.

Man shut the fuck up

Please use exoplanets.

Always masturbation truthers

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Nah, I think Jose knows what it takes to win.

In the 3 years since he left Real they have won 2 Champions Leagues.

The “can’t beat ‘em join ‘em” thing isn’t being hammered enough. I’ve always, always rooted for Durant and I just can’t any more, because when James Harrison talks about participation trophies and shit, this should be Exhibit A. Isn’t this supposed to be about competition at some point? Is the message we want to send…

I really hope it turns out that Andrew Bogut was the lynchpin of this team and they completely fall apart now that they insist on starting 4 top-15 players and the preordained 2017 Larry O’Brien Trophy at the 5.

After carefully mulling this over, Roger suspends you for 8 games because, in your words: “we’re chalking this up as a coincidence.”