WORTH IT!

Nice!

Bigly!

Benjamin Franklin was America's first fapper. True story (not true).

I'm glad they got rid of those pesky freelancers.

Does Kinja have their own version of CancerAIDS?

Did they make a pot of gumbo during the rebuild?

THE GAYS LOVE PUTIN! LOVE HIM! TREMENDOUS! THAT'S WHY HE'S SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME.

How many times has the team almost been torn apart only to come back together stronger than ever in the 37 seasons it has been on the air?

Not lying… he'll just pass along more alternative facts.

As long as Zack has a slow painful death in the series finale any translation is fine.

Are Canadian birthdays different from 'murican birthdays?

The Strain?!

"The Old Gods are the BEST Gods, BELIEVE ME!"

BULLET POINTS!

"I bet you Obama did a bunch of times when he was president!"

The Best.

Someone call Sean Hannity!

RED LIGHT CHALLENGE!

If only Nixon had thought of that first! 4-D Chess.