Pancake syrup?!

Russian lawyer falls off a balcony /has tragic car accident in 5-4-3-2…..

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WhiteHouse.gov will now redirect to PornHub.

High quality like a Trump University education!

WORTH IT!

He'll have to put the Huey Lewis and the News CD on repeat tonight.

WORTH IT!

Arm pit rash? Classic Lynch.

*sobs*

*cue up CLASSIC PENCE shit eating grin*

Well, hey! These things just snap right off!

BARRON!

Summer burn offs. A tradition unlike any other. /Nance

WORTH IT!

Cite?

That's messed up.

FAKE NEWS!

So I'm assuming the Frog Bug from the last episode of Twin Peaks will be getting its own animated spin off next year.

4-D CHESS!