So did they ever figure out why so many dudes with CTE get into playing football in the first place?

I hate talking shit about others level of intelligence due to there being a myriad of factors outside a childs control that can lead to a low IQ. But I gotta hand it to you bub, in my 32 years on this planet I have never seen staid used in that manner. Bravo

I’m more interested in who the hell once cared to compete with the Neon.

D’oh!

+1 eye of the pyramid

Knowing Masons, they’ll probably find him at a Lodge somewhere.

Losing items you were trusted to keep safe is not half of any service.

I don’t think “international flight” is an 18th-century term

condoms

The word “leech” is in this article, spelled correctly, no fewer than ten times. And you still couldn’t get it right in your shitty joke.

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Not a bad tackle though for a guy who has to hire someone to tie his shoes.

Can you smell!? What that cop is cooking!?

disorderly conduct......no obviously oblivious and also the nypd proves it is only good at hiring gumbas. I mean maybe stop him before he gets that far if you are actually paying attention and 2 officers could have easily stopped him in a more gentle manner. Not one guy deck him then 10 others jump on the poor guy.

I think this if pretty much the the fantasy of everyone when they see a bicyclist where I live.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”