I still cannot fathom how “Ben Rapistburger” did not catch on as a nickname.

He’d be a perfect fit as Trump’s Ambassador to North Korea.

Loved the story, hated the half-baked and confusing game mechanics and gear progression. Still, this should translate to the screen well, so consider me cautiously optimistic, maybe?

The 2024 St. Louis Chargers. I’m only half-joking.

i also heard that Jesus originally planned to come back from the dead after 5 days, but Trump negotiated him down to 3.

Josh McCown and Brian Hoyer come to mind. And they both suck, for whatever that’s worth.

I lay a lot of the blame for white millennial racist- and racist-abetting votes at the feet churches and their hardcore drive to brainwash kids into being “pro-life” and conservative. it’s fucked up what it’s done to our culture, and we’re all gonna be surprised at how not-at-all-far we’ll have come once it’s clear…

So (A), then. Thanks!

The moment the United States of America has “a night of the long knives” in this election year...

I would be willing to put down serious money that no less than 90% of NFL executives are solid “BAN MOOSLINS!”-type Trump supporters. 50% of those would like him more if he picked an actual Klansman as his running mate.
Why I still follow this sport is beyond me sometimes. Fuck fantasy football.

reminds me of that time when the 2012 NBA season was going to be a moot point (in many circles) because the Lakers traded for Steve Nash and Dwight Howard.

1982 World Series - Brewers over the Cardinals. Because that Brewers team was the most fantastic collection of dudes who baseball. And obviously, because fuck the Cardinals.

If it’s women she wants to be pandering to, then she needs to get on board the Marie Sharp’s train.

1. she’s right.

Pretty sure the two major groups that define Trump’s support are angry racists and sad people who haven’t yet discovered that they desperately need to find a good dominatrix who will tell them what to do.

Why not Johnny Manziel to the Jets?

I say this with barely any sarcasm: Geno Smith won’t be that bad as a starter this year.

really enjoying the probably-Trump-supporters here purposely mischaracterizing this post as being in and of itself racist. the ladies doth protest too much, methinks.

who hurt you?