@shortwave8669: Not wasting my time arguing. I'll just jump to conclusions as well... You drive something like a base model Kia Rio? Slushbox? Thats how fun you sound.

@WaffleCopter: you're right dude. The commentariat here is increasingly geriatric... Look at these replies.

@cobrajoe: if i'm not mistaken the diablo used the 300zx headlamps.

Not that I'm defending her, but I don't see the relevance of her tattoos. Just because she has some ink she's a bad seed? If that is the standard, I guess I better launch the Maxima over some shit...

@oddseth: I've been scouring Craigslist for a 2.5 gt, but I really want the wagon with a manual. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack... I agree the new one is a frumpy turd.

@impreza_punk: i've seen that one too. i heard it had a bunch of stereo equipment in the trunk as well, i'm sure that didn't do anything to help the handling.

@Nick: if so, he used wood screws on all of those accessories, too! haha

Kill it with fire, and give us the Patrol instead.... The Essence concept just shouldn't be applied to some things I guess.

I've seen all black Charger SRT-8's on Rt-15 a few occasions that must belong to the CT state troopers. The grunt those things have causes me to pucker up...

Congrats Oddfish, here's a mattress mac ad that isn't as much of a classic...

@joeloliol: Jaffe is back at blogging. no more twitter, though.

@BerylJahooby: in their THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!!

I'd only *think* of supporting this if he planned on swapping in a VQ (30 or 35), but he isn't, numbnuts.... At this rate though, he'll be winning a Darwin award shortly.

@fodder650: I don't think that was Hardigree. If I recall that was the old comment moderator, but his name escapes me and I'm too lazy to search for the corresponding post.

Minor details, but this happened in Orange, CT, not Milford. I know because I work at the Target this happened in front of and I also went to school with the 2 teens that were killed.

@jodark: no the charges are pending, his trial is in January I believe.

I for one love the redesign. It brings me back to the C&D of yore, (well, mid 90's) while still being modern. A lot of the visuals look better for some reason, probably just better photogs with better DSLRs. I do miss Franz Kafka's garage though, this Nader/Dempsey/Person I Don't Want in my C&D business needs to go.…

It saddens me that this is what it took for my hometown to be mentioned on Jalopnik. I went to high school with the 2 occupants, Ashley and Dave. While I didn't know them that well, it bothers me everyday to think about this, especially since I work at the Target this occurred in front of. Most of you kept your…