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If you just got in an altercation with police and they had your addy, would you go home and wait for them to knock?

You seem to have forgotten the part where he was punching them in the face and grabbed their weapon. Cops aren’t generally going to let you tire yourself out after that.  Also, he might not come back for the car, or send someone else. I know I wouldn’t come back for it myself.

Might have something to do with being trained professionally to use the weapon.

Might as well reshow Avatar in 3D again really.  That would get more people out.

More like HB-NO, am I right???

Keaton Batmobile is the best tho.

You need a giant penny and a dinosaur and you’ll be set

This. My dvds are right next to my computer, and I always search for a free digital copy first. I tell myself “You’re not lazy, you just want to keep your dvd pristine.”

HBOmax has quite the collection of crazy ‘Nam movies.  Doing a Full Metal Jacket/Apocalypse Now double feature sounds amazing 

Masks suck.  Try working over a hot grill all day wearing one of those things.  Ugh.

Might as well throw in Kite Man while we’re at it.  I think Jonah Hill is looking for work...

Why so serious???

You could say that about any president or politician, just matters on your perspective. Did you know Lincoln was reviled in his time? History has helped his case, but even most people in the north hated his guts at the time. History is a fickle mistress, but I certainly hope Trump doesn’t get the Lincoln treatment.

I’m pretty sure if my neighbor down the street knew how to work Twitter, or what Twitter even is, he would have Trump beat by a mile.

Some would argue that has already been done sine 1964.

“REMEMBER DEEP BLUE SEA??? A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!!!”

This is a loaded question.  Animals will not exist in the future, people will have eaten the land and sea dry.

I will be first in line when theatres open up.  Can’t wait.  Never give up, Never surrender!!!

Chase Meridan, one of the best Batman side chicks ever!  Batman Forever came out as I was coming up to adolescence, so Chase made little BrettN9ne feel funny...