2 years? Pshh. Weak. Gimme a chainsaw I'll cut one of these babies in half in 2 hours.

"Parents are also generally more protective, meaning that it's increasingly hard for a teen to get a car of their own. The $500 deathtraps me and all my friends drove are becoming a dying breed. Anything considered safe enough is far more expensive."

I loved his Solstice GXP that he did drift comps with. So much power out of the little turbo 4-banger they were running in it.

No words can even describe this man's life. Thank you for bringing pure automotive pleasure to the world Carroll. You will be missed dearly. I can only hope they bury you in one of your beautiful cobras. Seems like the best way I could think to go down.

Alfa Romeo GTV6. Only 158 hp and 0-60 in the neighborhood of 8 seconds.

I know exactly how you feel. I'm currently looking for one to buy too. I especially want one in stryker blue but they only made 56 in that color total.

Its the G8 GT''s they only made with autos. About half of the GXP's came with manuals. Probably less than half actually.

Probably been said. But if not. Pontiac G8 GXP.

Reminds me of Formula SAE. Those things are equally crazy. I'm on our Formula Electric SAE team here and our car weighs about 500 pounds but puts out 100hp out of 2 electric motors at peak power. Yeah, its quick. I think the 0-60 was supposedly around 3 seconds as well.

That SuperSportVan would be cooler if it was the van from Top Gear with the XJ220 engine in it

Everybody is calling this guy that backed up into the Exocet a douchebag...but why? Yea, he's bad at driving because he backed up into the car, but it wasnt intentional, and when he comes out of the car, him saying "I didn't see it" wasn't him making an excuse and trying to make it seem like the accident wasn't his…

Get a car with one of these. Bonus points if it's got a gated shifter too.

Not defending #2, but having the windshield wipers press down on the glass is actually a good thing. Sure, it obviously wont make you go any faster, but it can help your wiper blades make more complete contact with your windshield so they work more effectively.

Definitely agree the G8 is the best answer, but I think it really does have to be a GXP. The base G8's came with V6's, and the G8 GT's are fast, but only came in automatics. Know that I think about it, the automatic makes the car a good compromise, but if you want the most fun out of it it's gotta be a GXP with the…

It's got armor, which is important, but it has machine guns, which is more important.

My sister lives in DC. I told her a couple days ago and asked her to take some video or get some pictures or anything. Texted her this morning, "so how was the NASA fly-by?"

All that's missing is the dead horses' head in the trunk with him.

Heart clicked for quoting Brian Regan. Man I love that guy.

Plus those air scoops on the hood add at least 15 hp!!

Almost certainly been posted by now, but just for reinforcment.