My God, he’s even got an advanced case of Backpfeifengesichte.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

I get the hate for the Yankees and I’ve never been a fan of them...... but this is a big reason why I was rooting for them. Between Osuna being a woman beater, the Astros trading for him despite their “no tolerance policy,” Gurriels racism, Verlander being a Trump supporter and now this. Fuck this franchise. Go Nats!

It’s not all about looks.

This is a horrible poem.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

Best part of the game: Rivers completing a late pass for a first down and Fouts pointing out “That will quiet the crowd for the time being”.

Fun story - back when I was playing football we had an amazing O-Line. Two of the linemen went pro (I was not one of them). Our QB one day decided to yell at the 330lb future pro and call him a lazy fat fuck because the QB had fucked up his hand-off (QB took 3 steps instead of 2) and he was sacked by the other team’s…

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

“Please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay, please not Tampa Bay.”

You can’t turn down a player with that much SWAG.

Watching Vinny Testaverde Jr. complete a pass to Joe Horn Jr. would be the most XFL 2 thing ever.

This font’s italics don’t slant far enough to the right to emphasize what pure chaos this might be!

the five phases of Guys

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse?