I thought President Trump wasn't a dog person

So this wasn't a sponsored post for Oreo?

Fucking Morpheus

+ 3/5

Is this also a process to trust?

Has she tried writing it in crayon?

A hearty FUCK YOU to this guy and his cohort of clowns

What about the Raptors?

Is it unsportsmanlike to tell Canada to suck it?

“Has he tried getting shredded at a stoplight?”

Wow, these guys can barely read and are still able to regurgitate Ayn Rand. 

I have officially reached the “I have no idea what’s happening in the NBA” phase of my adulthood.

So despite recent transactions, the Blewitt trend continues?

Seems like they could have used some salary cap Magic

Philip Rivers can dunk a basketball, but afterwards the net is pregnant. 

So can I keep calling them the San Jose Sharts?

That's what Boston gets for the straight pride parade. 

Um, what? No. 

Crab people?

It was twenty years ago today