Let’s hope he keeps his nose clean. He’d be the most dangerous man in prison with his history of shanking.

This seems like a fad I need to ketchup on

Happy Labor Day!

Lots of people go through phases, and it turns out the time to experiment with Brock Osweiler was in college.

Which do you think has a higher illiteracy rate, Cowboys players or Cowboys fans?

I respect Martellus Bennett as much as I don’t respect Russell Wilson, and yet the NFL really does value the latter’s branded platitudes and dipshittery over the former’s genuine thoughtfulness.

NFL execs: we’re not even smart enough to use our mouthpieces effectively.

The good news is they don’t have batteries to throw there.

I really don’t understand Canadian football rules if rape is this integral to the league.

Andrew Jackson: I’m not exactly aligned with the Chickasaw and Choctaw Nations on the Trail of Tears

That’s some quality hate for fans of a team that may or may not be a figment of their imagination

I still don’t see why DePodesta couldn’t trade him to the Dodgers for a left handed reliever

The important thing is that, in this time of tragedy, the Rangers revealed that it’s still ok to hate Texas

To be fair, the Royals see hurting themselves every time they touch their balls.

Now or never is also what the All You Can Eat buffet employees think as they try to lock the doors before Andy Reid and Matt Stafford can get into the restaurant

“Amateur.”

Well at least they’re not inbreeding anymore.

Good. Fuck that guy.

Almost explains why they went after Calvin Johnson for a partial refund. Though I guess being dicks mostly explains that.

He’s lucky. If he played in the NFL, being battered is a sure-fire way to end up on the Commissioner’s bad side.