Did you bring child? Try new ‘Satisfactory Meal’ in a box with clown’s face. Do I see a special surprise in the box? Is it a toy? No. Is second potato.

Welcome to new McDonald. Menu now has only fries. Also fries uncooked. Also uncut and unpeeled and not fries.

It look like the flag of some radical militant agrarian accelerationist movement that uses child soldiers and calls itself something like Swords of the Setting Sun.

As they should. Musk has fucked around with stock prices before. Now it’s finally going to bite him in the ass. Good.

About fucking time.

Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

Also naming your twitter “@real” as if you are famous.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.