How does one "almost" get sick?

Correction:

And what better way to hide things on the internet than to post using your real, full name?

Wow dude you wrote OS X 10.8? And GarageBand? That's impressive, I'm surprised the price of this bothers you of all people at all.

Isn't the title backwards? Shouldn't it be the Worst Best laptop you've ever owned? You never said it was a bad laptop, in fact you ended up saying it was the best laptop you've ever owned. Best. Not worst.

Hahaha. Has anyone ever been so far decided...

There's a lot more goodies stuffed in the Retina MBP than just the screen.

Couldn't he just, you know, get reassigned? Isn't that what happens when your cover's blown?

They did call him an "[expletive]". I guess that's slander. Not really, but, you know, the kind lawyers would say is slander.

Really? More expensive than Harvard, MIT, Yale, etc.?

Actually, you can.

What was that old service that allowed you download songs people were sharing on their iTunes? In my dorms that was how everyone got their music, and it was obtained as fast as you could click on it. It was awesome.

Actually it wouldn't, since the acid or boiling water would never touch you... but I like the enthusiasm!

Shhhh! They'll hear you!

Didn't they say that themselves in the article? Read before butthurt next time.

JACOB SILJ AGREES.

Yes...

They can do that via gesture-based touch screen controls?

I don't think it is a bad idea, I just think it's the wrong time to be cheeky. They can still get the information out there without being clever.

I won't argue that. I never said it was a bad idea, it just seemed a bit tasteless I guess. Either way, I hope it works.