How do you say his name? Is it like "Tiger" but read by Leo in the Depahted?

@GranMastaB614: Haha oh I did. Had to get confirmation it was in fact a fake. People get so pissed off lol

@Jakooboo: Also diabeetus.

@ItsSoFluffy!!: That is so obviously fake...

@alwaysapropos: I never said it was annoying, just that it's hardly an indicator of how many people are actually married. It's cool to point out who your best friend is, it's not your fault they don't give you an easier way of doing that.

@BioLady: Yeah I know that's there. But the article is still running with it as if it's unlikely that's the case.

Seriously? It's the most common status because it's "funny" to marry your best friend. Girls under 20 are almost always the main culprit behind this. Do you even use Facebook?

@AllOfUsAreLost.: Yes, I'm sure he'll be losing sleep over this for many years to come...

@Fernando Jorge: Yeah you're stretching pretty far right now. This is obviously moronic.

@enlargedhousecat: So what? That makes it impossible for them to make a 3D movie?

@PiltdownMan: 5 bees for a quarter, we'd say.

@loce07: Haha, maybe not. But the cats look like they're having fun. Hey, it was never going to be my $600 anyway.

Question for Mr. Grossman; Do you like movies about gladiators?

@wanderingrabbi: Because this article doesn't mention a product or brand people feel they need to defend.

New ringtone found.

@loce07: Because they never, ever use them outside of the filming of this video.

@willyolio: Not all my personal information, but any information I willingly chose not to protect. I agree a Facebook-scraping bot seems malicious, but in reality it's really not. Now, passing off that information as users of your own site is a completely different issue, but that doesn't seem to be what's bugging…

So Facebook is claiming ownership of information we choose to make public?

@Vone: I think it's the other way around.

@TheOmbudsman: use the #corrections hashtag...otherwise it's easy for your comment to go unnoticed by the author