@GOD: They didn't give him credit? Lrn2article kthxbye

@The MSJ: With your hippin' and your hoppin' and always bragging about your karats

Alex Matlin: Scumbag.

Can you spray it next to a Shakey's Pizza and get two Shakey's Pizzas?

@SouthernOracle: No you're not. But some people would say you are encouraging abortion to get to those stem cells. Those people are nutjobs. We don't like those people.

@whormongr: Trollphysics detected...

@joegalt: Welcome! You'll find your "I'm a Star" t-shirt and $10 gift certificate to TGI Fridays in the back.

@Dauthi: We supported torture, too. At least until people found out about it. What are you on about?

@AdrianG: 1.3 out of 8 isn't too bad, really. And I'd imagine that's just 13 million registered accounts. There could be families with multiple users, or flatmates and the like.

Scoop Jardine says FUCK your 140-character limit. Also grammar.

@TheSerge: I haven't once missed it since I got my iPad. I'll hear an argument for Flash but to claim it's "necessary" is ridiculous. Ask any iPad owner. It's not. Anyways, I agree with everything you say except for the inclusion of Flash. I'm glad there is finally going to be some competition. Competition is…

@TheSerge: Flash is useful?

@jedi4life: How many have to fail before the one Android tablet to surpass the "iPlain" proves it's better?

@Bizdady: Yet you ended up here.

4th picture down - looks like SBsettings. Nice touch.

@Lionel Osbourne: This snow is blanketing the city like Gulden's brand mustard on a hot ballpark dog. That's Gulden's mustard, and remember - if they don't have it, you're at a Sox game!

Official mustard of the Chicago Cubs?

@25toLife: You really think they crafted that particular machete themselves? I highly doubt that. No one's calling this a hoax, just curious as to how they got it.

@I Think We're Property: Feel better?

@DH: I commented on the machete, and it was suggested to me that they probably received it in trade with another tribe. Still, you're right, they're probably somewhat aware that life exists outside the jungle.