@AgentSmithAndWesson: You think he's a "wannabe gangster"? How out of touch are you with pop culture?

Jesus, are you all a bunch of grouches. Dyrdek is a pretty funny guy. But yeah, what a jerk getting his CHARITY EVENT sponsored by Panasonic. I see some of you even wished death on him. Nice.

@MonkeyChunks: I think it's supposed to make them looker naive and thus younger, because apparently in Japan the closer you can get to looking 9 years old the hotter you are.

Oh, BAYBEE

Please, somebody kickflip that.

Unfortunately, neither of those stereotypes are terribly useful when it comes to judging individuals

@Br00talBowser: And people don't have to play a game featuring the Taliban, but obviously publishers cave to negative press. You don't have to read his comments either.

Reminds me of the South Park episode where Chef is trying to change the flag. I see everyone's responses looking something like this:

$50 million at whose prices? And by what weight? Big difference if it's all sold by the gram or by the pound, or more.

@Hà Nội: A lot of people just skip the making fun part and go straight to "Michael Bay is a terrible director", though.

@aerodave: I never said he did.

@Denver: Hahaha. Fucking nice.

@Snes: Once you see him it's like, how'd I miss that?!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: I'll give you that, Transformers did have me facepalming a few too many times than I could take (particularly when it was revealed the giant deceptacon had a ballsack), but it was still really good CGI, and most of the action scenes were pretty well choreographed. I'd see Transformers 3, just…

I never understood the hate on Michael Bay. Since when are kickass special effects and excessive explosions a bad thing? Haven't any of you seen Independence Day? The only accolades he's won are from MTV, so it's not like he's out there stealing academy awards. Turn your brain off for a couple hours and enjoy and…

@Luke Plunkett: The "average purchase" now subscribes to Kotaku?

@Pornosaur: It works for League of Legends. I would take it a step further and say if you quit, you have to wait however many minutes are left in the game you're playing, plus a 5-minute base penalty.

@bertdox: What would be the point of the modifier keys without the rest of the keyboard? Option doesn't do anything on its own. It does need a solution though. Perhaps a program could be written to, upon performing some gesture, bring up a small macro menu offering the most common key combinations, such as cmnd+x,…

Aw crap, my old g4 iBook was just stolen from me not long ago. Would have been an awesome project :(

"You know, I could probably use a break, anyway."