@ohnoitsaspider: Apparently not.

@Dr-Rockso: You're right. Since I don't own a farm, though, I will just take your advice and kill someone else's cow whenever I want a burger.

@Dr-Rockso: You're right. Since I don't own a farm, though, I will just take your advice and kill someone else's cow whenever I want a burger.

@Trolland Rhodes: But even logic should tell you that you don't smash a chicken, douse it in toxic chemicals, flavour it, colour it, then call it chicken.

@Xehanort: So ad execs aren't always totally honest about their product? What was it you said, "o rly?"

We'll probably never know, but isn't it fun to ponder?

@JohnnyricoMC: Trending topics do not necessarily reflect what most people are tweeting about, just the most common words used over a few-hour period. If it were any simpler, "the" or "is" would be a TT. Either way, if you indeed are no longer following the uninteresting and are instead only seeing clever, creative…

Just call them "insurgents".

@bearassbear001: Femoral artery. Cut it and you're fucked.

@Mr.Affrox: And they say smoking doesn't make you cool.

@MercerCh00x: Why do you have to wade through the bad? The only things you ever see are the people you choose to follow. It's not like the point of Twitter is sign up, follow as many people as you can and delete accordingly. How do you even know what the "vast majority" are saying unless you're following them?

@brixish: I know, right? ;)

@jandlecack: Because it doesn't make sense.

@JohnnyricoMC: By "lots of twitter users", you must mean "lots of the people I follow on twitter". My advice - don't follow the uninteresting ones.

Wow, now that I look, that 71/23/6 split is almost identical to my Twitter ratios. I guess I'm as average as they come.

How does everyone there not own a DS at this point? FFS...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: I know :( now my joke just seems lame.

Slow news day = billionaire is slightly less billionaireish. In a related story, Tiger Woods is still pretty good at golf.

@Cheesencrackers: There is a difference between being "sexually-free" and publishing the shortcomings of former lovers for all your friends (and oh look, the whole god-damned internet) to see. But wait, I guess since she is a woman, we're all just jerks for not being okay with it.

@NecronomiconUK: Wow, I see 17 years later you are still very bitter. You must have seriously been frustrated by that game.