See black cars drive on the freeway like this, *boom-ba-boom-boom-boom*, while white cars drive like this, *dee-da-lee-dee-dee*!

Yeah, it's so sexist to assume a girl would be more interested in something pink than a guy.

and I'm quite sure I've read some reports that argue that all those radio waves can't be good for your boy parts.

Maybe it's because everyone already has a notebook at this point? No need to buy a new one, at least for a few years.

He's just busy Makin' Music.

@SeraphX2: I think that's the idea behind the Harry Potter games for Wii :) I hear they're actually sort of fun.

Alright, but do "hardcore fans" want to be flailing their arms around or executing precise button combinations?

@RutgerHauer: By tomorrow, there will over 9000 of them.

Thanks, but through the training of Master Roshi I'm able to project video onto my own eyeballs.

Unprofessional, I suppose, but better than just nodding and pretending like he understood.

@mecha2142: Or hell, just plug your iPod into those speakers. They use the same connection, after all. Much more versatile.

@illiniphase4: Also, has anything actually changed? I haven't played the game, but there haven't been any updates yet, right? The requirements should be the exact same as when the game was written to the disc.

@junior ghoul: Yeah, but remember when a PS3 update removed the ability to run Linux? A lot of people were upset because this was one of the features Sony advertised about their console, got people to buy it, then took it away. This is a bait and switch. By not listing a hard drive as a requirement for online play…

Ho. Ly. Shit.

Probably, because all those things are really hard to find.

Isn't this more of a militarized scooter than a skateboard? Either way it's badass.

From the makers of Coors Light Blue.

@hawkeye18: Good advice! Me and my friends are now going to drive on the highway and open the doors, per your suggestion. The faster the better, of course, to prove how difficult it can be. I love experiments!

@modisch: Holy cow, so women are crazy, and men are assholes?