Flying from Orlando to Newark the Jet Blue plane she was on experienced some turbulence.

Never understood the point of "placing" a penalty. Just fuckin hit it as hard and low as you can. Guess it worked out for this guy, though.

If I'm Wilford Brimley, I have diabeetus.

As a KU fan, I fucking love this. Maybe this will make up for our "clap your hands like this" band camp video.

Since when is this unconfirmed? I thought it was common knowledge that cops have quotas. Did they deny this in the past?

@Medmondsr: Actually, it can't.

@Live N Learn: 1: You are wrong, he is right.

@cameron: So fake like you're recycling by....recycling? Why not just put all your cans in it?

@Live N Learn: Funny response from a guy called "Live N Learn". Does it really bother you that much?

@nightfalL_biga: That "blone woman" is a contestant. She's her partner. And all you saw was a 20-second, heavily edited clip. For all you know, she did go to the hosptial.

@Lemonade: If it didn't break on impact, then 100% of the force was transferred to your foot. Because it shattered on her skull, nearly all of the force was directed elsewhere. Ironically, the speed at which it was traveling actually spared her serious injury.

@Maave: I don't see how she couldn't have. Hopefully just a very minor one (which most people have experienced without ever knowing it).

@NotSafeForLife: Starred. Nice bro.

@im2fools: Right. Lawyers. Way easier to win money that way.

This can only lead to the blurst of times for all mankind.

@jayme1: Don't forget we are invulnerable badasses, as well.

@Joe Stoner: No, you get back up and finish it and win some damn money.

HAHAHA! Awesome. I'll give her this, though, she took it like a champ. Fully impressed with the aftermath.

@holy holes batman: Add $1,100 to replace one of the 2tb drives with a 512 gig SSD. Cheap, I know. And yeah, the graphics cards are crap comparatively. Those measly 12 gigs of RAM are crap comparatively, too, but both will get the job done just fine. It was just interesting to point out the differences in a couple…

@Californian: Oh for sure. I wasn't saying it was better, just thought it would be an interesting comparison.