Welcome to the neighborhood.

That's exactly what I thought he thought.

Maybe I'm way off base, but I thought Phil "chose" Tucson simply because that was where he was living before the rest of civilization was wiped out. They did show him returning to his apartment after his cross-country road trip, at which point he then decided, "Fuck this!" and moved into the McMansion.

I think your Mom needs a Disqus account.

So, the moment after you realized the opening was not going to shift to actual camera work and you lost your fucking shit, you…watched the entire episode?

My problem with this episode was with the actual story, not the manner in which it was told (I rather enjoyed that aspect). The fact that it was the Claire show in all her nagging, controlling, self-centered, superior-minded splendor had me in a simmering rage.

Same. I mean, isn't "buzzard" just another term for "vulture" whether or not you have "turkey" in front of it?

I was half expecting Alex to light up a cigarette at the end he was so flush with excitement and satisfaction.

Alex was clearly SO PLEASED at the end of DJ when the finalists were all within $600 of each other. He looked like a proud father.

Alex's disdain for Jay's inexcusable FJ fuckup was palpable before he (Alex) even finished reading his response.

I found it very distracting that Diane was not there with Ron, particularly in light of just how much Ron enjoys weddings.

Williams discussed it at length over at Vulture.

With great shame I admit "emerald" was my guess only because that's what color the eyes were on the Mayan artifacts in this ridiculously dumb game I used to play on-line.

I was rooting for Lauren after her balls out all-in on her DD, but was still hoping John would get the correct answer on his DD. He really squeaked that one in at the last second.

You misheard the line, she does want to marry again. But she does want to be sure it's to the right person, she does not want to divorce.

No, she said she absolutely did want to marry again, but did not want to divorce.

To think, until a week ago I enjoyed the discussion surrounding the Jeopardy! recaps.

Great story.

Which can end anytime please.

Same thing happened to me, and as that was literally my only guess I assumed it had to be wrong.