Sliding into first?? Is that a part of the Cardinal Way?

Best pizza cutter ever.....

My asshole buddies and I worked at a pizza place in high school. When someone that we didn’t like called in, we gave them the “illusion cut.” Basically, we just dented the cheese on top of the pizza, but didn’t cut the crust at all. God, I hate high school me.

I don't understand how they hear, "F-the police," when the message is, "We are all in this together."

The MJ, could have dunked with the right hand, but switched to the left and flipped it in against the Lakers.

“I believe billionaires should pay for their own fucking football stadiums.” -Bill Simmons. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, he is still teaching law at Baylor, right? Not for long, I’m betting.

I don't think George Karl knows the definition of a mole.

Neither, nor.

When she says "ilk," it really annoys me for some reason.

Or congressman.

Law enforcement estimates for drugs are always on the VERY high end.

More like 40 tons for the truck, trailer and cargo.

I believe that's a drop, sploosh.

Are we sure that an editor looked at, "Who is Daniel Holtzclaw?"

Ultimate Obama troll: Nominate the most conservative judge he can find for the SCOTUS. Watch the Republicans trip over themselves backpedaling. Withdraw nomination.

So, the coach replied, “It wasn’t my son was it?”

Sometimes people have to lose everything before they get sober. And sometimes that doesn't even work. It's a disease that you can't explain to someone who doesn't have it.

I thought Macklemore was interesting and talented, briefly, a couple of years ago. I'm SO sorry and it won't happen again.

Never heard of Reggie. I’ve heard of chronic, of course. Brick was the bad and skunk was the good to great, in my stoner community.