I think you’re right about everything except this particular interview. Because in this particular interview, we’re all laughing at this stupid motherfucker for trying to cry his way outta this shit. And applauding Gayle for not giving him any applause for his acting performance.

I’ve never told this story before, but I was on a cruise ship that sank after hitting a reef and Eleven hundred people went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes.

This is Splinter. Your logic has no power here.

You are stupid.

He was quickly moving to cushion Okposo’s fall with his fist.

“When Okposo went down, rather than let his head bounce off the ice, the Rangers player grabbed onto his opponent’s sweater to stop the fall”

Are you out of your mind? The fact that her previous and/or current occupation isn’t doctor means she’s a bad source of info. 

Ha, just imagine if Obama did THIS.

It’s a fun thought experiment for the whole Trump presidency. Like the racism would have gone to 900000 levels.

My platform for my 2020 campaign is now officially as follows:

And why should I believe you over a former Playmate model?

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

If you really cared about border security you’d be at the border building the wall yourself instead of shitposting on the internet.

Barack Obama called. He said that you’re a stupid fuckface and that he’s been plowing your mom. 

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

We sure this isn’t just a really in-depth dive?

Democrats have shut government down, alright?

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

“We are comfortable with black girls always being perceived as responsible for people’s desire for them,”

He got a mulligan because somebody was a poor shot.

chill dude