I went to an Expos game 15 years ago as part of a bachelor’s weekend trip for one of my brothers. There was NOBODY in that cavernous, depressing and Byzantine stadium complex. And somethingsomething St. Catherine’s Street. That’s all I remember.

The only positive things I can say is that he brought baseball back to Milwaukee in 1970. The nonsense with the stadium financing, making the All-Star game in his home town a laughing stock, and turning a blind eye to PED when it benefitted the game then hammering those same players, are just many of the reasons I…

fuck you

Soo...yea...not true. I hate the idea of slavery on multiple levels, but this is a straight up lie. When Europeans landed in Africa, they pretty much took advantage of a system that was already in place. Yes, we cranked it to 11 with little regard for anything but profit and efficiency as we are wont to do, but we…

when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

I fucking love hot dogs, and have so many different ways I’ll eat them.

Onions, chili (texas), cheese
Onions, coney sauce, cheese
Onions, mustard, chili (cincinnati), cheese (I hereby accept the incoming fightin’ words)

Banana peppers, jalapenos, tomatoes have all made appearances.

At the ballpark, I’m going plain with…

First of his Name

Ramos is under control next year. They are still a now team even with Granderson, Bruce, Reyes and Cabrera leaving, some of them very soon. Call up Ahmed Rosario and Dominic Smith, sign some free agent hitters, keep the rotation healthy, improve the pen and maybe.... i’m sorry I’m a Mets fan and i couldn’t finish…

I didn’t see it at all. The only thing I noticed was the blonde girl with the wonderful lustrous blonde hair.

Yes, the truck was threatening him and clearly had it coming.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

What if he doesn’t want to play for Dallas?

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

Golic and Wingo sounds like...

This shouldn’t be a surprise. Says right there in Matthew 24:36 that none may know the hour of his return. Not even the angels in heaven or Tim himself. Only the Father knows.

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

Nope. Not every evil behavior is a “mental health issue”.

These assholes deserve to go to jail

My goodness! These assholes deserve to go to jail for a long time. I have a 17 months old who’s almost 30lbs, can’t imagine how much they let this baby suffer.