One down, the entire population of Brooklyn to go...

Good advice.

Yay! A hockey article!

Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman...

Mmmm, morrissey

Politically aligned: Mel Gibson.

Yup, with regard to the Superbowl I said that it was the worst thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman. Maybe someday we’ll look back at that second half as Tom Brady’s march to the sea.

Well done sir. I could almost imagine a teeny bopper DiCaprio sporting an Aikman jersey.

Both of which are up against the NFL draft. Can they no longer afford a marketing team at the league HQ? Maybe they should move it back to T-dot and at least take advantage of the discounted currency.

Don’t hate but I always remembered this as L’Carpetron BookMarriot

You all got NBA, MLB, e-sports, college football prospects getting arrested, and beaucoup other random ass shit on the front page, but I’ve got to scroll all the way to the bottom for the first hockey story? And it’s this one? It’s the playoffs, come on Deadspin, show a little love.

Disabuse your children of that notion, AP is far from done - this is a classic bait and switch by NFL owners who think they’re Branch Rickey.

GROUND BEEF #6? BEHIND SHRIMP?

Or just trolling the slap chop?

It was just a scratch!

Set to the Titanic theme, https://mobile.twitter.com/TitanicHoops/status/834587908539576321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Yes, but with both goalies playing all seven this time.

Oklahoma City?

The years have not been kind to Sisqo

It looks like she tried to, she went inside to try and walk away from his harassment. She tried to ‘ignore his dumb ass’ and then finally pushed him when the harassment continued inside. Sorry but the punch just isn’t defensible.