Whether Stevie Wonder is blind or not isn't the right question, which is whether or not Stevie Wonder is one of the lizard people? It is well known that a lizard person who has lost their visual sight can still see relatively well with their hearing. I posit that Stevie Wonder is indeed blind but the reason he seems…

Bladerunner is my favorite love story.

This game already exists, it's called Grand Theft Auto V.

Animals and children cannot consent to sex. I know with your three brain cells that would've been a hard idea for you to grapple so I thought I'd explain it to you so you won't go to your grave thinking a man loving another man is the same as a man loving a pit bull.

The best joke of the night wasn't even a verbal joke, it's the pic you picked: Early's Honey Boo Boo Bridal Collection Groom Outfit. I hope later on in the season Early gets divorced from the paint can.

According to the ancient laws of the internet, there will be people jerking off to this graphic today. Good for you Sam for helping the poor objectophiles out there.

Hah, I had a female character in Fallout 3 that I named Pepsi. I named all my characters after brand names or products. Play Station, Panasonic, Sony, Linux, Prell...

Last year around 33,000 Americans died in car crashes so don't go applauding our driving skills so fast.

Wouldn't it have been far less incendiary for the person to say radical feminism instead of feminazi? Feminazi is such a charged word it's ridiculous to use in a rational discussion when a far less offensive alternative exists. And you have no idea, nor do I, what the writer was intending to say unless you are the…

Whatever you say radiostatenazi.

This cripple here wants to know if cunts have feelings too? Since I'm not one I thought I would turn to you so I can know for future reference if cunts have feelings. Especially Nazi Cunts, which is what you are. You know, because I just evolved some words to mean what I want them to mean, get used to it ya Nazi Cunt…

Thank God the free market is using its invisible hand to raise the money for this project instead of having the government shove this boondoggle down our throats!!1!

I've lived in Idaho for over twenty years and I have never heard of finger steaks. Never seen them at a dinner, never seen them on a menu, never heard anybody even say the words finger steaks. Huckleberry pie should have been our food. Huckleberries are from the region, Huckleberry is a common name added to businesses…

I thought the GOP was the family values and personal responsibility party? I guess, to this journalist, family values means how value can one get from a family member and responsibility is twisting your elders words inside out so they mean exactly the opposite and then not apologizing for it or issuing a correction.…

What might be an old game to you that you are sick of hearing about will also be a new game to plenty of people who do want ot hear about it. Not to mention there are plenty of fanboy/girls who enjoy reading almost any article about their favorite game. The obvious solution to your apparently excruciating problem is…

That's how people in the hood, moreso gangbangers speak? Really? I know GTA is about the absurdity of stereotypes but not all black people say nigga or nigger or even homie. Not even all gangbangers. What would be wrong using other words along with nigga? In one of the very first mission the word nigga is used nearly…

Hey, family insiders need their 15 seconds of fame and five figure checks for spilling information nobody wants or needs about people nobody want or need. It's called capitalism. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

You neglected to mention the fate of the Barbara's Cheezy Poofs! They're best and they deserve to have their story told.

Good job at hiding your logic traps behind layers of stupidity so that nobody will see them coming. In fact, I would wager your logic traps are so clever nobody is smart enough to see them besides you and the ghost of Kant. I think this is the first time his ghost has laughed in over three decades.

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