Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

It’s a conversation starter.

Look dear I know I’ve already worked a 100 hrs this week, the boss really needed me. but tonight I promise to be home on time. I know it’s our daughter’s birthday and we’ve all she’s got.

No. It’s too funny this way.

I love my car... last year someone made a left turn from the far right lane right into my door. I’m a little embarrassed to admit this but, I got out of my car walked around to look at the damage and then walked over to the woman’s window and yelled “Are you a fucking idiot?!”

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From the rest stop along 88, unfortunately none of the spare plug wires I had in the back of my Volvo 1800e were the correct length for your issue on #3 Cylinder.

Small technicality, the engine is still in the car. It’s just the blower that blew off the car.

“Ferrari-like”

That’s simply idiotic, though your admission of being part of CM makes sense. There is NOTHING glorious about this. Reckless riders put the rest of us at risk by pissing off drivers.

Negative Ghost Rider. Front brakes have been mandatory on Funny Cars since the early 90's.

Like...a safety net?

Other hosts to be announced: A piece of toast, two guys with handlebar mustaches, a man painted silver who makes robot noises, Gar MaNarnar, a hole in the wall where the men can see it all, and Bobby Moynihan.

I have first-hand experience, and can confirm that a Toyota Yaris can be fun. Doubly so when it’s a rental car. Triply so once you’ve turned it into an autocross beast by removing the hubcaps and adding a painter’s tape racing stripe.

Those owls are crazy big, eh?

80 is normal for any truck in the US when you get outside of the Pacific Coast states. Lotta epic accidents as a result.

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to beat the fuck out of/trample anyone grabbing their carry-ons from the overhead bin during an emergency evacuation.

A few thoughts:

You have Courtney Force on this list but not Angelle Sampey? She's a three time pro stock bike champion, what gives?