I can’t imagine the hell of being stuck in the woods with a child for anything longer than several minutes.

Buy a Chevrolet SS

The poor guys are trying their best.

I think Honda in Japan had a hard time understanding why anyone would drag race their cars.

Reddit is trash

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Per the free Carfax, damage reported last fall. Nooooo thank you.

Why?  So you can hit the tree backwards?

Not since the R35 do I think we have had to put up with such a long and drawn out release of a car. 

First off, as long as the TOM’s C5 exists, that Aerocabin is not the highest Soarer.

I feel like increasingly demanding fuel efficiency and safety requirements are the main things to “blame” for the wild designs we see these days.

I wonder how many of those tires that were taken home will become the base for a homemade coffee table in a shitty 1-bedroom apartment with dirty carpets and scuffed off-white walls in Toms River whose primary resident is a man named Cole, who at the age of 24 is 3 payments behind on his child-support checks.

Mr. Regular is crushing hard on Stef.

Yeah but available roofs and available arrests require icky stuff like actual face-to-face communication and clearly stating your requests, which is why Ryan Felton has tennis elbow, a third degree farmer tan, and a history of writing lecture-posts on Jalopnik.

I really hope they bring it back as a crossover. 

Translation: I don’t like Harley-Davidson because they don’t come with the proper virtue signals.

A joke told 100 times is definitely a joke that’s still funny.