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APPARENTLY his crime was not locking his own door.

This is the weirdest, saddest, most inexplicable story I’ve ever heard.

Alternate Headline:

Dear administration of Madisonville Middle School:

This reminds me of the closing ceremony for every Olympcs. No matter what the political, economic, social, or competitive shitshow any individual Olympic host city endured in the lead-up and during the event, the IOC president always, ALWAYS, says “Thank you, <host city>, for putting on the greatest Olympics yet!”

I say this as a person who grew up playing video games, played video games in college, in adulthood, worked in the video game industry as a tester, and continues to play video games as he drifts further into middle age.

Or maybe when she claimed her proximity to Russia made her competent in foreign policy affairs.

...Jason Whitlock...

Yes, you are being sensitive. But I agree with you anyway. Because sometimes being sensitive and hating on an asshole is the correct play.

You know what else Millenials killed? Big Bad Beetle Borgs. But no one weeps for Creepy Ghost Jay Leno, do they?

Without knowing the local availability of public laundromats, I’d prefer to swap out the washing machine with a fullish sized fridge. Otherwise, not TERRIBLE. Definitely for minimalists, and a huge change of perspective of what the “typical” life and living arrangement should be.

I use an 8 pound ball so that I can practice technique without my arm getting tired too early. Also my arms are scrawny. Also I am a lefty so I have to have a custom ball anyway so the holes are comfortable for me. The ball is blue and yellow, the colors of a University I am a fan of because I used to live close to

Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup, for og XBox, was pretty fun, if thin and repetitive. It came close, in my opinion, to capturing the insane pace and frenetic action of a fictional game that absolutely had very little actual gameplay logic behind it. If 2K ever gives it a proper treatment, it could be stellar.

The whole time I was watching this I was thinking, “this isn’t good. This can’t be fun for the competitors. I don’t feel like I am seeing the peak of slopestyle competition. This is kinda trash.”

While I am decidedly against eSports in the Olympics, I find fault in the IOC’s apparent main argument against inclusion, stating video games -

RIGHT????

Guilty here. One of my friends gets pissed I can’t tell them apart. I thought Chastain was in Jurassic World about a month ago. He was about to throw a bottle at me.

Jesus, day 6??? How many WERE there?

I remember when I was pledging a frat in college (one of many regrets), we were told to go shirtless while hanging out downtown on a Saturday night. The older brothers had talked a couple of the Hooters waitresses to pose with us pledges for a photo. One of them pointed at me and commented “oh, look, his tits are

Ooooooooh, some next level mac kung-fu there. Adding “carnitas” to the list.