Same.

I would give one of my perfectly functioning kidneys if one of my superiors at work would stop referring to me in work e-mails as Brotha. And that is an exact reproduction, inappropriate capitalization and everything. Dude is easily late 40's, which is too old for this “LMAO” and “ROFLMAO” horseshit in any setting,…

Get the money. Get all of the money. Leave nothing behind but the tears.

This is my dream.

God, the look at the Aunt’s face when he tells her what that shirt means...priceless.

This is my shocked face.

Okay, so with Method #2, getting the “just hot milk”...is there any use for an electric kettle, like this model -> https://www.homedepot.com/p/Brentwood-4-Cup-Electric-Kettle-KT32W/206754103?cm_mmc=Shopping|THD|DigitalDecor|google|D29A+Small+Appliances|_pkw__pmt__product_206754103&mid=sv4sDgcrn|dc_mtid_8903yuu57254_pcr…

I’m gonna find a bottle of bleach to chug. On a Monday.

No, God no. I have SOME scruples...

We have a new office in a separate state open up in the last year in a call-center related industry. The guy in charge has been staffing up constantly. There is a lot of training going on.

Shit, my mom JUST bought me the 24" from Best Buy for $60 more like 2 days ago. God...damnit...

Shit, my mom JUST bought me the 24" from Best Buy for $60 more like 2 days ago. God...damnit...

On behalf of white people, I apologize. That is the worst idea I have ever heard of, and my mom once signed up for Amway. Reparations will likely never be enough. I’m so fucking sorry.

White person chiming in: the quality of White Thanksgiving is HIGHLY dependent on the quality of the family and the personalities involved. I personally prefer small Thanksgiving with my immediate family, including Mother who can cook like no one’s business, mostly because her mother CAN’T cook and so someone had to…

Damn, that rock is so big, I can see it from Burbank.

God, I remember this show as a very young kid. I must have been 5 when it came out. I have one very vivid memory of a scene when one of the women gets called a “ho”. My mother was honest when I asked what it meant, and it had a very real impact on how I treat people.

Neutral: Self-Driving Car Bills

Oh, look, the ACTUAL article got stuck down here in the comments.

So, was Judge the only member from his Alliance to be present at this meeting? Gigx wasn’t there? No one noticed Judge eating dinner with two members of a single rival group, and if they noticed, didn’t question, “hey, is this a potential problem?” Is this common? Because the stories I hear about this game, I’d become…

God, I remember this being an issue when even I was in high school.

It seems that it is an ADDITIONAL $4.99 on top of your “personal” Plus rate. Not cheaper than Plus. Its more expensive.