Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

I won’t recognize these as Bills jerseys unless/until they’re getting powerbombed through a table at a tailgate.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS?

EATING AS MUCH AS A RYAN BOY EATS?

Gawker Media was so mean to Harris.