a steering wheel for ants?!

still a land barge. It may stop, go and corner better but its a tone of mass to sling around. At half the price it might creep in to WTF money but I would regret it about a month after the purchase because I would have had all the “fun” I could get out of it. 

What?

Exactly. The second you decide to race an Integra in your Viper, you’ve already lost. Because even if you win... well, congratulations your 8.4 L V10 managed to beat a 2.0 L 4 cylinder Japanese tuner car.

Death. Don’t forget death. 

Lemme guess, the tires were off by 1.5 PSI too?

Those guys yelling “You have to! You HAVE to!” are lucky no one got hit and injured/died.

In a much smaller vein, consultants descended on small and medium sized towns in the 70s convincing them they had to modernize their main Street to look more like a shopping mall. So all the lovely unique buildings with brick facades and such got paved over with aluminum trim and cheesy facades. Now actually starting…

My dad took me along on a business trip in summer 1985. The trip included Bay City, Traverse City and a stop in Flint - so of course he took me to Autoworld when he was between meetings - and I’m still thankful that I got the chance to see it while it was open. The thing I remember most from Autoworld was the “1995…

These drag races are dumb, but this is even dumber. What is the absolute best outcome? You prove you're faster than... an Integra? Does this surprise anyone? In the meantime, you might lose or worse. 

Admit it. You’re secretly happy because the value of your Viper goes up every time some ass hat does this. 

Everyone already knows you’re a badass, you’re driving a Viper!

Your assumptions on those laws backfiring only works if everyone got prosecuted equally under the law. Also, IDK about Florida’s anti-voting laws, but Texas made sure to include exceptions for 65+ on mail in ballots to be sure the old people could keep them propped up. 

They should probably be careful however, as blocking traffic as an act of protest is a felony in Florida.

KTM 690 Enduro.  

Because I’m telling you, flying private is like the best thing in the world.

I guess this is a phase F1 drivers go through. Lewis was Iron Man till he sold his jet in 2019.

imagine F1 drivers taking the budget airline routes that add 36 hours and two extra stopovers to your international trips

A million bucks a year is pretty steep but if I had 23 weeks a year as a ringleader in the international traveling circus I sure wouldn’t want to schlep it in coach

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