"Joining Kinja… it's not so bad… They go in through your nose and they let you keep the piece of brain they cut out."

"Joining Kinja… it's not so bad… They go in through your nose and they let you keep the piece of brain they cut out."

Letting the days go by? Letting the water hold it down?

Letting the days go by? Letting the water hold it down?

Well, time for lunch. It's been real, folks. And always remember…

TUSK!

*opens door to Kinja tech room*
"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

"Huhhh. Of course. Must protect Univision's new utopia. One more upvote amongst threads makes little difference.
Well? What are you waiting for? Do it."

"Clap, everyone, clap! Clap so that Disqus can LIVE!"

"'In the end?' NOTHING ends, Adrian. Nothing EVER ends."

"Oh, I've wasted my life…"

**AV Club Commentariat slowly join hands outside the bunker and sing in unison**
"When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother
What will I be
Will I be pretty
Will I be rich
Here's what she said to me

Just to add on to the below, but besides "Rick and Morty," "Bojack Horseman" not getting nominated for "Best Animated Program" is a frigging crime.

Now I'm picturing the Looney Tunes theme playing on a constant repeat in the Donald's head.

Bring back Gerry Todd or GTFO.

"The late Richard Moll" is currently jamming with "the late Joe Walsh" up in heaven, apparently.

I'm going to eat a picture of this guy every day until Emma Stone goes out with me.

"Hel-lo… Goof-fy… you are… very good… at turning me on…"

I look forward to Generation AA.

"What?!? No!"