aaaaaaand.... you’re wrong.

Bullshit.

By your name I assume you’re some kind of a Borg? I assure you, humans are different: individuals have their own personal thoughts and opinions.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

Unlike Louisiana, the federal government thankfully does not have an absurd requirement to have a balanced budget every year regardless of economic conditions, and the current ~3% of GDP annual budget deficit is pretty much universally considered perfectly sustainable to everyone with moderate economic knowledge…

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

No, no... you misunderstand... her kids are white.

Calm down there, Satan.

I’ve been informed by Deadspin’s Florida bureau that this is not strictly “the woods” per se, and that Gainesville “just looks like that.”

Because you bleat about them constantly, and they’re so embarrassingly stupid as to be easily memorable. Plus there’s this amazing new thing (it is neither new nor amazing) where you can click on some dumbass’ name and see every dumbassed thing they have ever posted, and you’re a nonstop factory of idiotic rightwing…

Because politics never gets mixed with sports otherwise, like those referendums to fund sports arenas or the special taxation of athletes on visiting teams.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Are you my girlfriend?