Has any show ever been LESS deserving of a spin-off? It's like the anti Breaking Bad.

That picture is dogshit even by Liefeld standards. Why the hell is Cable standing like that? Where's his neck? And why is he 11 feet tall?

Alexander IS considered the greatest general in history, but by and large, his army isn't given the same esteem. His core of Macedonian veterans had just as much to do with the success of his conquests as their commander.

Overrated: the Spartans.

DYNAMITE DROP IN.

Are you a big Wal Mart supporter too?

Don't be like that, dude. Michael B. Jordan is an incredible actor and would make a perfect Johnny Storm.

I guess they'd rather hear about DIAPER DANDIES BA-BY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Where do you live that you are under the impression that Predator Drones go after elephants when one escapes?

Man, Iowa class has been in mothballs for 20 years now. Who needs big guns when you have ship to ship missiles?

Calling me an asshole on a year old post is more of an asshole move than anything I did, guy.

Why are you commenting on a year-old post? That's fucking stupid.

When did Clark Gregg start commenting on io9?

The hilarity of insulting someone for having the gall to dispute your nonsensical tripe is surely far beyond your clearly limited intellectual abilities. Enjoy spouting off the propaganda of oil companies, though!

Hey dipshit, yes they fucking do. Read a book that's not published by oil companies sometime, you ignoramus.

This isn't even controversial you fucking twit, it's basic chemistry. If the earth is comprised of X% carbon, and we burn a shit ton of it in a century, transferring said carbon to the atmosphere from the crust, what do you think is going to happen? I'm legitimately asking, because you seem to have the "answers"...

You can draw a circle 40 miles around Cincinnati and NO ONE outside of that circle would even pretend to like Skyline.

The best part about Cincinnati "Chili" is that IF you eat it after a night of drinking you WILL get diarrhea. Sort of like cholera in that way.

Here's the thing: this conversation started because you weren't enjoying what you enjoy, you were talking shit about what you DON'T enjoy, which isn't ok. I don't talk about whatever nonsense you like and I don't, because I don't like it, so what's the point? Quit being a troll.

So now I'm forced to conclude that you just have horrible taste. That's not me being ornery, it's just me being forced to conclude that if you 1.) don't find Patton Oswalt funny, 2.) find the Wire incredibly boring, 3.) find the Beatles to be "pure garbage", you're basically not qualified to opine online. Good day. I…