That's not dramatic at all.

Do people really not have sex b/c of periods? What is this, amateur hour?

EVERYONE in Ohio remembers...

What if you just color in the 'O'/round part of the Austin Powers necklace? BOOM. Saved tattoo.

And why should that be the concern of either the NFL or the NBA?

I'd hate to see how he takes to Kenny Fucking Powers.

I will declare until the end of time that Miller Lite does not actually get me drunk, but results in horrible headaches instead. Is there too much oxygen in it or what?

Virgin Mary? Angel wings? Get Giraldo on the case, we've got gang activity!

A whole fucking article about forearms and nary a Popeye reference in sight? For shame.

It's really too bad Hernandez didn't "orchestrate the execution" of Peter King. #beernerdness

Anyone who lived in Cincinnati during the Dunn years has at least one story of him eating or drinking massive amounts and acting like an asshole. If Dunn was born 60 years earlier he would be a Paul Bunyan-esque American legend.

+2

To be fair, they aren't really competitors. Waffle House and IHOP are the kind of places only ventured to at 3 AM and/or just after a morning vomit. Bob Evans is often the most legitimate eatery in Ohio small towns.

Uhhh, yes it is. Pretty much exactly.

The notion that something "old" has no value because the subject upsets us would invalidate a huge and invaluable portion of our Western cultural tradition. You'd better sure as shit believe my kids will watch "Schinder's List" despite the fact that the Holocaust is covered for 10 minutes in school.

Awesome.

It was early. I see commenters without avatars and assume the worst.

I was referring to a nebulous "you", not the commenter specifically. Some call it the second-person.

If you're "treasuring" the memory of assaulting a coach during a live sporting event then you've got serious issues as a family. You're talking about it whimsically like it was a magical day at a carnival, dude.

So by the same token, Schindler's List or say, Shoah shouldn't have been made and certainly shouldn't be showed today, right?