I'd say Capt. America should be the other coach. He has no business being on the field with all of these heavy hitters but he's long been Marvel's best strategist. Runners-up: Cyclops, Nick Fury.

Some awful shit, but damn it if that isn't compelling storytelling. We read novels about wars for the same reasons.

You must be unfamiliar with the travails of Captain Karl and Dave.

What the fuck is going on here???

Seems weird that the Patriots' team doctors have never watched an action movie. Cauterize that shit, wrap it up, and he's good to go.

Um, did the Cannibal Cop take over visuals for you guys today?

If that pill lets you drink a milkshake I would like to punch you. Hard. I would go on a Frodo-esque quest for ANYTHING that would let me drink a milkshake without spending 10 of the next 13 hours on the toilet.

Malik's daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

You know what? Defense will beat holding the ball every goddamn time.

"Thing I lost in the woods"

I went to a midwestern University that was recently-ish (70's) made coed. As a result, the old shitty classroom buildings (read: where they had liberal arts classes) had urinals in the women's restrooms, having been built prior to there being female students. One very hungover/still drunk Friday morning I rushed out…

I think it depends on how "good"... is he a future college player or just a nice HS player? If he's got size and athleticism he'd dominate in the post.

I laughed.

... you missed the point, guy.

After watching the Chinese Slam Dunk Contest video this dunk is looking better and better.

Calling someone a "tard" in the pejorative sense is so much more offensive, guy.

You're telling me more people in NE Ohio care about two random guys than the whole Browns/Ravens affair? That's fucking silly.

If you don't think that non-PI call on 4th and goal was blatant you're obviously a Ravens fan. I didn't care about either team but that was an absolutely atrocious non-call.

Let's be honest... there are much worse places to be.