When did Joe Morgan start commenting on Deadspin, you guys?

RIP Patrice :(

You can totally walk on a torn ACL. Especially if you're wearing a brace. You can't cut on it and shouldn't run, but you can totally walk.

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Why? Dude is about to be the star QB for #1 Alabama AGAIN next season, and probably be a mid-round draft pick. If you've ever spent time around a football factory, you know he's probably doing PRETTY well for himself.

You live in the Matrix, Morpheus. You tell us.

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This is 10000000000000000000X better than 99.95% of what ESPN does and 99.99% of what Grantland does that they'd never dream of apologizing for.

A Notre Dame player got to play in the national championship game last night despite covered-up rape allegations that led to the suicide of his accuser.

I didn't realize they were holding Mensa conferences on twitter now.

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Frank Sinatra's ghost is on Deadspin?

If god somehow wasn't fake, I'm sure he'd be completely over it.

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I started a Sopranos re-watch a month or so ago, and it blows my mind how the skanks at Bada Bing! are hardly even attractive now. Awful tit jobs, worse hair, thongs above their belly buttons. Back in the day that was fap city, man.

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