5 of the 12 deadliest shootings by number of victims have occurred since 2009. It's getting worse.

Fuck you for putting off for tomorrow what should be handled today. If we had handled it YESTERDAY all of the people you want to "respect" would quite possibly still be alive.

Fun fact: Germany has a population of 82 million people. The shooter today fired more than twice as many bullets as POLICE IN THE ENTIRE NATION OF GERMANY FIRED IN 2011. Police in all of Germany fired 49 shots in 2011. 49!!

That is the dumbest goddamn thing ever. Murder is illegal but people (shit tons of gun owners, most likely) still murder ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Does that mean we should legalize murder? Name a crime. It happens every goddamn day... they are still illegal.

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THEY AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

By that logic let's just have people, including Iran and North Korea, have nuclear weapons. Clearly the intent to commit genocide exists, which is the same as genocide under this utterly idiotic point of view.

What the evolutionist liars don't tell you is that god gave them the toe claw for crafting great hors d'oeuvres.

Well, I mean, if you're going to tell me how the Ravens were "feeling" as someone who watched them on TV that's about as productive as my morning BM. That's not "proof", it's calling it like it is.

If you aren't in the locker room, you have no idea what the motivation of the people in the locker room is. Plain and simple. Are you an aspiring ESPN First Take contributor?

Oh no doubt there are going to be problems in any projection. But I'd say, as a rule, it's always better if your baseline is higher rather than lower, no?

+1

Isn't it safe to assume that more pay in your first job = more pay down the road? Let's say you start at $50k instead of $55k. After two years you're promoted to a job that would pay you $55k if you're at the $50k pointt but most likely would have to be a raise if you'd started at that higher dollar amount. Project…

So you were in the locker room? Good insights.

I think 60% of the reason China allows North Korea to exist is that they look good in comparison. THEY aren't the bad guy in the region re: Japan and South Korea because of the crazy little brother stirring up shit.

I mean... come on guys, the world has had ICBM technology since the '50's. Making a stink over North Korea wanting attention is nothing but military-industrial complex hype. They've gone 60 years without seriously attacking someone... we believe that if they get one barely working ICBM they're suddenly going to nuke…

Pictures of Noah on a velociraptor sharing a wheel of brie or it didn't happen.

Drew, I will legitimately be upset if you remove the Greggggggggg portion of the jamboroo. We already get plenty of bat/rat/spider nonsense on the mailbag, and while I know that reading Gregggggggg surely hurts the soul, you're doing god's work there.

I agree. Gregggggg is a requirement.

BUT THE EARTH IS ONLY 6,000 YEARS OLD!!?!?!?! [fart]