I love the guard in this pic. “Make one wrong move, muthafucka...I DARE you”

Crap! I hope their $100,000 appraisal of my star wars cards isn’t now suspect.

Trust me, whatever you do, don’t google “dirty Ramirez”

I’m the guy...I did this ...but with SISTERS! lol ugh

It’s a rough day when Barnum and Bailey have the better optics of the day.

I’m sorry you are dead! Oh wait you said Tinder not Craigslist...maybe you will survive. lol kidding hope you had fun!

#1 Sorry about your job...hope you’re employed soon.. #2 Derby as in roller derby? That is really cool.

I’m not lucky enough to have kids, but my nephew is inside ALL dang day. All I remember was being gone morning til dinner EVERY day gettin in all kinds of trubba LOL

Sorry but as a guy I love the miscommunication on your husbands part....”awww yeah...here we go!” (I wouldn’t have commented but it seems you are ok?)

Congrats, Major. I agree different things work for different people.

This comment is 110% pedantic.

Also I suggest you all send pics with them on....for science. :0D

Whenever I think of fluorescent lights I think of Joe vs. the volcano. But no one ever knows what I’m talking about because I’m one of 4 people that saw that movie apparently.