Remember this thing from the 90's? Well here it is recreated, with absolutely nothing added. Jesus fucking Christ I hate Fallon.

Competitive eating is one of the more atrocious things we've come up with. A lot of people in this world are starving to death, for fuck's sake.

No snark here. That's really wonderful.

Starring Jesse Eisenberg as Jesse Eisenberg (with long hair)

'Missing' is really underrated as well. So haunting.