Hey, Josh. Looks like we’re gonna have to prepone the meeting to an earlier time.

In a meeting, after someone said that, I asked them to show me on the doll where they touched the base.

Great.

If you ever wind up with a partner, this option gets a bit more limited if your families come from different parts of the country.

The only true way to avoid it is by both parties in a committed relationship being honest with each other. An honest person shouldn’t ever cheat on their partner, plain and simple. If a person “needs” to cheat, then they should get out of the relationship. There is no intellectually honest way to rationalize this to…

Wait, this wasn’t common knowledge? I’d figured this out pretty quickly after getting the phone. It even says “swipe up to unlock.” I thought this was fairly obvious.

Oh sweet baby jesus.

Turducken of course! (since it’s good for Christmas or any time of year *cough*)

Shriiiiiiiiiiiimp. You could do a couple different kinds- a sous vide scampi, coconut shrimp, shrimp for tacos, shrimp for fried rice...

“while you watch some Hulu” is code for “while you watch some Hulu and drink red wine”

This sounds delicious and has five too many ingredients

Yeah, I think that’s the “languages of love” concept or something like that.

Along these same lines, I highly recommend Aziz Ansari’s “Modern Romance.” You wouldn’t guess it coming from the Parks & Rec guy but it’s full of legitimate analysis and research regarding modern romance/dating/marriage trends (including some worldwide and time comparisons). Plus it’s funny and if you get the…

I think this is a good article....but might leave some men thinking...MY GOD! I might have Peyronie’s disease!!!

I wish this worked for phone scammers. I just got a call saying that my Windows product key expired and I need to call 877-585-7365 to have it resolved immediately. I called the number to have some fun with it and it’s some dudes in India scamming people.

What runs forever? Because you are not getting a Model 3.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

There are so many levels of irony here that I officially don’t understand any of it. Someone do a translation for a befuddled non-American?

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

Lol not sponsored, just my personal experience as it’s written. FWIW, I don’t think most credit card companies are really into sponsoring posts that tell customers how to take advantage of them and avoid debt, which is how they make money.