Like I’m on a beach in Anguilla

Lourdes got an iPhone only after turning 15.

Why is this dude not in jail? Money? Fame? Lack of witnesses?

Vegan tacos? You had me at tacos, you lost me at vegan. I respect anyone who adheres to that lifestyle, because I don’t think I have the stomach for it. Gotta have my pound of prime rib on my birthday.

Thank you Mindymoo!

Vodka and cranberries! Tonight is my birthday, ans I’m celebrating with steak and hard liquor. Yay!