This is the holy-grail of comments.

Is Jalopnik, like, contractually obligated to attach “Holy-Grail” to every description of this engine?

He’s a boorish, barely-literate, misogynistic, cheese-brained old racist who managed to convince 62 million people that he was fit to be President.

Don’t be obtuse. That is a poor metaphor and you know it. The dB scale is logarithmic. It is also subject to highly variable environmental conditions, hence using a SAE standard for testing sound. The police are completely ignoring the standard, skipping equipping officers with the tools to actually measure sound and…

I get that you’re right but did you have to kill the man?!

Brands don’t create things, people do. Tim Cain and Leonard Boyarsky are two of the original creators of Fallout, which they made while working at Interplay. They’re both now at Obsidian and leading development on The Outer Worlds.

I’ve been married to the same woman 51 years this next August, hows about a restoration?

If you’re trying to impose a curfew on your kid after they turn 18, you’re doing something wrong. If they’re old enough to go off to college and live their life there, then they’re old enough to live their life when they come home to visit. It’s fine to say something like “The polite thing would be for you to tell us…

Why on earth would you give a 20-year-old home for a short period of time from college a curfew?!? Maybe I’m an outlier, but when my kids are 20, they determine how to live their lives.

While I’m no fan of the Wrangler or FCA, it’s bullshit a car’s safety rating is downgraded because it doesn’t have automous systems. A vehicle is not inherently less safe due to a lack of driver aids. Why? Because people fucking ignore them. Just last night someone cut me off while I saw their mirror flashing with the…

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but please, don’t let anyone else speak for you—even me.

We lose our voice when we refuse to exercise it--and I guarangoddamntee you that yours has merit.

I’d just like to point out that whenever I’m about to post I check for the Arnheim comment because it usually says something similar to what I was about to post, except more eloquently and with less swear words.  It’s way easier to just give it a star.  

I...wow.

I’m glad some folks are enjoying this game; everyone has their somewhere they want to be, and that somewhere doesn’t work for other folks—and that’s fine. I enjoy a great many things others think are a waste of time.

This whole kerfuffle, though, comes off as one giant kettle of “we coasted way too hard on a…

How about a big “fuck this!” That was my review I made up without wver having played the game.

Holy fuck, came here to say this. They literally shot themselves in the fucking foot. You gave them a tax break but cost them twice their break because of your dip shit, human trashcan fire of a president.

“GM saved over $500 million from the tax cuts”

Totally. As I said, I’m in no way suggesting she’s lying about the abuse. I’m just saying the person who wrote that letter is either on drugs or straight bonkers. If I were trying to get taken seriously, and prevent other people from being abused, I wouldn’t put lines like “I am a matron of the Order” in my letter to…

I started picking up on interesting things that seemed connected in one way or another to keep me in spiritual contact with him. Buying “New Headphones,” “Needing Help,” New Horizons,” “Nice Hair.” Friends had the initials of the streets he lived on. He was manipulating me through the use of the “language.” I was…

who among us hasn’t wanted to live the dream of giving a deposition about that time we were sexually assaulted as a teenager? 

Never understood people using that as a motivation when the actuality is most sexual assault victims had their lives ruined.