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Creepy? Is that really the most apt word here? Sad, somber, sobering, historic, candid, humanizing, evocative, emotional, even polarizing, sure. But creepy?

Why is Drew such a prude? Nothing wrong with a lunch beer if you decide to head to a restaurant. On the weekend? I’ll start whenever the hell I want. What about football Sunday? I live in the mountain time zone, so I think its perfectly reasonable to crack a beer at 11 a.m. when the games start. What about camping?

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

Except Bungie isn’t the same Bungie that gave us Halo. Bungie really went down hill since Reach.

Next time, on GB Burford’s article titles.....

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

That’s not such a big deal. We back trucks over previous tacked lifts all the time. It’s not an issue so long as your crew aren’t ridiculous amateurs. Let the tack cure for a bit before laying down on top of it (test it with the new guy’s tennis shoes he left on the paver). After rolling it to compaction let it cool

Or, drive an immensely heavy vehicle on hot, poorly laid asphalt?

Does the game really look this shitty? I know from reading the article that it doesn’t look great, but this is PS2 or below level stuff. I have a Wii U and games usually look great on it.

Yeah, this is silly. Its just good engineering - less weight where its not needed, more where it is.

Too bad you’ll never find brand new replacement aluminum body parts at your local pick-n-pull.

I don’t even think any glass broke. Pretty damn impressive.

Excellent example of crumple zones doing their job. I bet you could even open the door after this.

Please be on the lookout for my industry-shattering article about how some convertible models have additional frame bracing.

And more structural support to hold up the extended cab.

“IN ENGINE” is the biggest bullshit term used in videogame trailers. People who don’t know think it means “IN GAME”, but it doesn’t. There’s a big difference.

You badly misread this person’s comment, and now you’ve got shit on your face.

MythBusters actually covered the switching drinks thing. They pretty confidently busted switching drinks having any adverse effects.