Please help me understand Car Law. Define “safely” in this context.

If I’m looking to pass multiple vehicles at the same time, can I do so, or do I have to IMMEDIATELY return to the right lane after passing the first one, and then pass the second one? Tell me what Car Law stipulates.

I’m sorry, my spatial awareness skills and my knowledge of car law are impeding my ability to understand. Seriously, though, when can I change into the right lane? How IMMEDIATELY after I’ve completed a pass should I do so? Can I give the driver I’ve passed five feet of clearance, or should I alert him to my intention…

Immediately, like, giving the car I’m passing two feet of clearance? Please tell me more about car laws!

You poor, sad pedantic fool.

1) The break-checker was clearly an asshole, yes, but:

We’re talking Texas highways. Speed limit of 75, so I’m usually somewhere between 80 and 85. Just because Cletus from Vidor wants to go 95 doesn’t mean he should have sanction to do so. Most people aren’t as good of drivers in high-pressure situations as they think, and can’t handle their cars as well as they think,…

It's entirely possible to be passing someone and have an asshole tailgating you at the same time, as this video demonstrates.

The specific speed is mentioned pretty clearly on the sign that says “Speed Limit.” It applies for both lanes.

The brake-checker shouldn’t have brake-checked, but it’s not like he was going slowly. He was clearly passing other cars, including the truck that recorded this video, and was approaching passing another car when a slow-moving vehicle entered the highway from the on-ramp. The tailgater should’ve been patient and just…

Yeah, I mean, hate the Giants all you want, if that’s your thing, but Kruk and Kuip are universally beloved as commentators, and Jon Miller is even better.

Steven Matz?

I know that as a Giants fan, it is my duty and honor to hate the Dodgers like they murdered my mother, but there’s no franchise in professional sports that repulses me like the Yankees. Everything about them — the pinstripes, the Jeter/Rivera farewell tours, the steakhouses, the national fanbase of douchebags, the…

With all due respect, who gives a rat’s shit whether the upper class has high taxes? Is making sure Bill Gates doesn’t pay a large marginal tax rate really worth an insufficient health care system?

Even the way the ball bounces is slightly different. Imagine if you’re a precision ballhandler — if that ball bounces slightly different than you’re used to, you have to retrain yourself to play with that ball. Which is dumb.

Luckily my MLS team sells a training jersey without a massive ad on it, so I don’t have to wear a giant Sutter Health advertisement.

See, that “Boston” and that “Celtics” does mean something to people. It’s emblematic of Bill Russell, John Havlicek, and Larry Bird, sweating out games at the Garden. It says that sports are more than a conduit for advertising dollars.

All teams that have won a championship have a small gold stripe at the back of the neck. I do think they could figure out a subtle way to add a bit more flair for teams that have won multiple championships.

Yah, this show seems really on-trend with our recent revival of 5th century BCE racism.