brendanocuck
BrendanOCuck
brendanocuck

But still: Secretary Clinton and Jezebel felt like a match made in media expediency heaven.

Exactly. Like that stupid Gatling fluff piece before the men’s 100m final. Like c’mon. He's a doper and we all knew he didn't have a chance. Why the big fluff piece supporting him?

Professional Wrestling!!!

Ryan Lochte (on mic center ring): You people are disgusting, Rio is the worst trash city I’ve ever been to. Can you blame me for pissing on it? And I dare anyone to shut me up, and shut up Team USA. We OWN these Games!